pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero

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1 day ago // 101,636 notes

fly-in-the-scrim:

adonutwithamapleglaze:

Musicals are magical. When I’m watching musicals nothing matters. I don’t care about my failures. I don’t worry about my grades or my future. I’m not lonely, I’m not sad. I’m just completely content. They’re perfect. 

Unless you’re the stage manager

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6 days ago // 9,151 notes

kingcitywitch:

inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

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6 days ago // 254,624 notes

mcr-for-the-masses:

mcr-for-the-masses:

I’m going to read a Spongebob fic

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I am not the same person I used to be

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1 week ago // 114,238 notes